Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Jesus wants the Prime Minister's Head


Once again the MSM misses the real story. They're falling all over themselves about the "plan" to help Stephen Harper get rid of fifteen pounds of ugly fat. Meanwhile, the implications of having the Son of God actively seek to play tetherball with the PM's head goes completely unobsereved.

You want the truth? Here it is. Couldn't be any clearer:

Jesus is evil.

Seriously. Think about it. I mean, he planned to cut off the Prime Minister of Canada's head! And that's just for starters. Look at the guy next to him -- clearly some kind of minion. Note how he looks to his master for guidance. He knows the harsh punishment which will be his should he fail to fulfill his master's will. It's also interesting to note that Jesus is so evil that he can't be captured on film. Doubtless, the poor artist who hastily sketched this (on *gasp* 6/6/06) was afflicted by a crippling palsy of the fingers the night after he drew this.

You see? This is the kind of thing the public has a right to know! How long until the media gets it?

2 comments:

Sheena said...

I didn't know that Larry Van Pelt worked for The Star...

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

Anonymous said...

They should check to see if you're completely retarded or just act that way on the Internet.